I have a feeling this is going to be really fun.
Well, hello fellow residents of the University. My name is Cliff Fittir, and I'm here to see if I can get some good negotiating skills into your little heads. I'll be teaching both Politics and Debate, and expect to have a good turnout! Those of you who don't join one or the other of my classes, you'll probably get a lesson in the hallways and find yourselves in one anyway.
Looking at the dorm listings, I see someone I know. You know who you are. It'll be nice to see your skinny little ass, especially as my STUDENT.
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